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http://dreamcafe.com/words/2009/07/17/texas-wisdom-4/ http://dreamcafe.com/words/?p=526 One day, Billy-Bob Gautama drove down to The Roundup Bar and Grille and said to the bartender, “Russ, I want ten shots of Jim Beam. Line ‘em up!” The bartender (whose name was Orin) poured out ten shots of Jim Beam in a neat line, and Billy-Bob began to slam them. He got seven of them down before the bartender said, “Now, if you’re going to drink ‘em like that, Goat, I’m going to have to cut you off.” Billy-Bob said, “You’d drink ‘em like this too if you had what I have.” “Why, what do you have?” said the bartender. Billy-Bob thought for a moment, then said, “Uh, about eighty-five cents.” Thus the bartender was Enlightened.
Copyright 2008 The Dream Cafe.
Texas Wisdom #4
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We're almost to SDCC, and I have a pretty major announcement to make before my wife and I arrive. She demanded that I let everyone know that, no, she hasn't just gained weight since last year: She's pregnant. Cristi and I are expecting our son to arrive sometime in early November (if not sooner; we both have people in our families who started out on the largish side in utero and never stopped growing). Right now, she's doing fine, loves the experience, and was very glad to be given the news that she's free to eat certain kinds of seafood (we got a list of the ones that have a reputation for having high mercury levels) while in San Diego. We waited to make the announcement after most of the potential "rough spots" of her pregnancy were over, especially since she's technically what they call a "geriatric pregnancy." I'm usually not one for mincing words and using glossed-over terms, but I think some doctors are going to eventually get hurt if they don't find a nicer term for that, especially if the mother-to-be is still in her mid-30's.
Also, the list of suggested names for the boy that have been summarily rejected include: Zodon, Sinistar, Voldemort, Zaxxon, Teal'c, Kosh, Egon, and Zeus. He will bear the comparatively boring name, "Joshua." Some people just have no concept of the power of names. :)
The "Starchild" brings me to a halfway recommendation from the world of fiction, and that's a trilogy from Arthur C. Clarke and Stephen Baxter called "A Time Odyssey." It's a kind of re-telling of the "Space Odyssey" series, except that the so-called fourth dimension is the major playing field instead of the solar system (though that comes into it as well). There are several themes from Clarke's previous works (i.e. a computer that asks if it will dream when it's turned off) but updated for our current history. I can still detect some nostalgia for the old ways sci-fi worked (i.e. everyone's a scientist, soldier or engineer), and the books would probably seem to drag in places if you're not a fan of the Discovery Channel (there are several parts describing the physics of a given situation). Overall, though, I enjoyed the series and would recommend 'em to anyone who liked the adventures of Dave Bowman and HAL.
From the "let's cause a nerd uprising" department, it looks like Fox is threatening to re-cast the voice actors in the upcoming revival of "Futurama". I know, from talking to some friends in Hollywood, that it's cheaper to have one actor portray someone on-screen and hire someone else to do his/her voice than it is to hire an actor for a speaking role. I'm wondering how this re-tooling would fly if they brought back, say, "Firefly," but to cut costs, they dubbed in Tom Arnold's voice for Nathan Fillion's?
Back to the San Diego Comic Con for a paragraph, with a few items of interest. For starters, SpikeTV gives its top 10 most anticipated movies that will have a presence at the show (my favorites both have "9" in the title). There's Sideshow Collectibles' cool yet disturbing Mickey Mouse figurine, and (language warning) ToplessRobot got a preview pack of Hasbro's offerings, including a Destro package that looks like he's been merged with the Harry Potter universe. But most likely to cause the most geek-gasms per square nerd is going to be the appearance of David Tennant, who is also in the running to play Bilbo in "The Hobbit". I saw a rumor that Daniel Radcliffe was also under consideration, and while I like Tennant's acting more, Radcliffe looks like he could be related to Elijah Wood's Frodo.
All these Links are yours, too:
- Here's a nifty set of steampunked Star Trek wallpapers. Scotty looks especially at home, I think. - And while not exactly steampunk, I'm wondering how I missed the debut of this prop-driven Enterprise toy. - Let's not leave out another sci-fi franchise, as ThinkGeek is offering some Stargate coasters that would be incredibly awesome if you could use them as a disposal device for empty cups. - Visible II is a platformer where you have to pay attention to objects both on the "solid" playfield as well as the ones in the reflection below. - Apparently I want for manliness as I've yet to see the majority of this list of 100 manly movies. - Got a beat to share? Here's your drums. Now if only there was a way to tie this site to the keyboard of someone who had to write a term paper... - Things like this make me think I may have been born too soon, especially the shoes. - Hmmm... I think I might have to craft a handbag of holding. - And since I'm gonna be a father, I'd better use this next game to help learn the skills I'll need: target="_blank">Get Off My Lawn is an odd defense-style game where you literally mow down anyone who dares disturb your grass. - Lastly, here's an interesting collection of stamps from the future, if not alternate universes. How much of a write-in campaign would be needed to get real C'thulhu stamps?
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Good Book LP: The Bizarre, Hilarious, Disturbing, Marvelous, and Inspiring Things I Learned When I Read Every Single Word of the Bible by David Plotz
I'm not sure what the attraction is reading about someone else reading the Bible -- aside from the obvious, which is that Slate editor David Plotz is an entertaining writer and I enjoy what he has to say. But it does feel a bit like I'm reading (very witty) Cliff's Notes when I should be reading the original.
What makes this worthwhile is Plotz's reactions as a 21st-century unobservant Jew trying to make sense of an often barbaric ancient document. In the end, I think he gives the "Good Book" a bit too much credit -- to my mind, its inspiration and poetry is heavily outweighed by its foolishness and incoherency -- but he's right when he says that the great virtue of studying the Bible is that it makes you think about not only what the book says but the role it has played in shaping our world.
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Apparently, my last several posts from my blog, Words Words Words, have not been appearing here--getting some sort of weird transport error. Until we get this figured out, the RSS feed is still working at least.
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I mean, you knew that. But I got interviewed or podcasted or whatever the hell it's called over here at Atomic Array. Go check it out! |
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Act V, Scene 2b: A) Horatio tries to talk Hamlet out of the duel with Laertes, but Hamlet dismisses his concerns.
This is a procedural beat in which both of our remaining PCs debate Hamlet’s tactical situation. Horatio’s goal is practical, not emotional, so it’s a persuasion interaction. Horatio loses; Hamlet wins. But the audience, knowing that Claudius intends the duel as cover for a murder attempt, feels a sense of heightened anxiety. That makes this a downbeat moment, so we’ll enter the down arrow for Horatio as the more accurate indicator of the story’s direction.
B) Hamlet seeks Laertes’ pardon for wronging him; with some reservation, Laertes seems to grant it.
Here we have a mixed beat, where one participant pursues an emotional goal and the other has a procedural goal. Hamlet’s intent is dramatic; he wants forgiveness from Laertes. Laertes wants to conceal his intention to harm Hamlet, and so pretends to accept his attempt to make amends. As audience members, we know that Hamlet’s victory is only apparent, and that he remains ignorant of the plot to kill him. This is the second beat in a row in which his apparent victory in an exchange conceals a threat of defeat—and is again scored with a downward procedural arrow.
C) Hamlet offends Laertes by praising his reputation for swordsmanship in overly lofty terms. Laertes accuses him of mockery, which he denies.
This brief exchange can be played two ways—either Hamlet is cleverly provoking Laertes or has innocently triggered his opponent’s dangerous temper. All else being equal, the strongest choice is the one that provides contrast and rhythmic variance. After three successive procedural setbacks, Hamlet could use a win, if only a minor one. Let’s treat this as an intentional and successful attempt to rattle Laertes. (If Hamlet was a player character, he’d certainly be trash-talking his antagonist.) Hamlet’s victory is both procedural, rendering Laertes more prone to error, and dramatic—Hamlet establishes his dominance and superiority by so casually setting Laertes off. It’s his first procedural win in a long time—since before Ophelia’s death.
Full map here.
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Actually, while there might or might not actually be a shop called Wonderfalls, it's not on the Canadian side, so I ain't seen it.
Our last day here. Presently I'm in the lobby of the hotel, soaking up the glorious WiFi. I'm ready to be home. Not that I don't enjoy the company I'm in (I do), but I miss my kiddos and my wife something fierce, and I'm out of my routine. Anyone who knows me knows there's only so much of that I can tolerate, especially when I don't get private time or video games or something to help me find equilibrium. Net access would normally help, but I woke up this morning to find that someone removed from her friends list, I don't know why, and it's bugging me.
Now, I understand that it's absurd that it bugs me. And this isn't someone I talk to on any kind of regular basis, either, so it makes sense that she might not want to read all the characters and gaming stuff that I post. But I always want to know what it is that I did wrong, and 9 times out of 10 that turns out to be nothing.
I have my neuroses like everyone, dammit. I just choose to post mine online.
Anyway, I'd post photos, but I didn't bring my camera. Went and saw a magic show last night. Pretty cool, there were tigers. The mudslides were a little watered down. Played some Lunch Money at the hotel for the first time in several years, and didn't drink as much as we thought we might. Getting on the road sometime today, heading home and prepping for Don't Rest Your Head</i> this weekend.
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Previous posts in the series are here...
After deciding to tune the Dying Earth system, in its new incarnation as Skulduggery, for one-shots requires an alteration of rules structures pegged for long-term play. The most obvious example is the tagline system, which has always been central to the game’s fun. In DEPRG, you’re rewarded for adroitly weaving supplied lines of dialogue into your scenes. This is how you earn improvement points to scale up your character. In a one-shot game or short series, that reward becomes meaningless, and must be replaced with some other juicy carrot.
Another goal with the new design is to reduce the rules overhead—you need fewer crunchy bits to explore if you’re only playing for short stints. In DEPRG each ability has a different suggested means of refreshing the resource pool connected to it. (You use points in the pool to pay for rerolls of die results you don’t like, or to keep going in contests against other players.)
The solution to the first problem cleans up the second. Now you don’t perform particular actions to refresh a particular ability. Now you refresh them by using taglines. The more aptly you use them, the more pools you refresh—or can soon refresh, if you’re currently up to snuff.
During in-house play we’ve seen much more tagline use than in DERPG runs. I’m not sure if the current group simply finds them easier to use, or if the more immediate reward for using them has ratched up their use.
More later...
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...zipping around the DC Beltline at 5 PM with nary a traffic jam to be found...until I got near Baltimore... ...speeding through the northernmost reaches of the Garden State Parkway while listening to a podcast of a 6-man roundtable eulogizing John Keel, the interior of the car lit only by the iPod screen, and hearing, every so often, what sounded like EVP underneath the voices. The second time I played that section, the muttering sounds were gone. It was almost certainly radio interference, of course, but you have to give it credit for the timing. ...in what is surely a first for me, having a car full of charming young ladies (6, by my count), rolling down their windows and loudly offering to follow me wherever I was going, if only I'd let a couple of them ride in my car instead of their rather overloaded one.... ...clicking on the television in my hotel room (various other logistics having fallen through along the way), flipping a couple of channels, and having the first coherent sentence I hear be "How often do you see a woman boink a sasquatch?"....
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Something I did got Dugg! The latest strip from "Backward Compatible" was the subject of a front-page Digg story today! I hope that brings in some more readers to CrispyGamer, as well as to other websites that shall remain nameless (but whose webmasters are jazzed, nevertheless). I must say I've always lived by the maxim that you can't go wrong with too many references to John Carpenter.
Speaking of movies, it's going to be "movie week" on FFN while I'm off at the San Diego Comic Con (where I hope to catch a glimpse of some spiffy new toasters). I went back and looked for "missing filenames" at IESB.net, and I found a quartet of lost comics. So look for new movie-flavored strips tonight and Friday, and then again next week on Wednesday and Friday! We'll get back to the jury duty right after (I don't think my source of inspiration for the strip is going to go away any time soon).
"Stargate: Universe" is headed for the SighFine channel, and it's got an official website. Apparently, the Ancients were into Steampunk as well. Too bad "Atlantis" missed out on the aesthetic, but it makes me wonder where the starship "Destiny" will fit into the chronology of the Ancients, themselves. The whole SG series has usually been pretty good about continuity, so I'm sure the resident genius on the team will have the history of the vessel up on a computer screen a few minutes after arrival. :)
Even though XKCD warns us, I'm tossing up a TV trope's link: science fiction tropes. I like this site, not just for critical purposes (there are some habits that fiction just needs to let go of), but for the challenge of thinking how to pull off or re-format one of these overused ideas. I may, myself, be guilty of punching out C'thulhu in the near future, but I still think it worked...
And from the "but what will it mean?" files comes the long-running court case over the rights to Superman. In the article it says that DC/Time-Warner will lose the copyright to Supes around the year 2013 and won't be able to exploit the character without licensing it from the estates of Seigel & Schuster. While brainstorming with a friend, we theorized what form the most irritating licensing possibility for Superman could be. Our winner was a license to Dark Horse Comics, where he's made part of their Star Wars universe. In a move that would have both comic and Jedi fans alike reaching for the torches and pitchforks, it would be revealed that Superman's powers come from a rare strain of midichlorians, giving him immense power but mostly only at personal range (aside from the heat vision). We'd also pay homage to "Superman Returns" by making Kal-El the father of Anakin Skywalker. Think about it: Both Lois and Shimi found themselves with children of frightening ability from a mysterious pregnancy they can't remember conceiving.
While composing your death threat for me daring to think such thoughts, here's some more relaxing material:
- Weird Al has a new animated music video for an original song, Skipper Dan. - The D&D Sneaker contest I mentioned a while back has some finalists up for voting. - The Wacom tablet is a staple of digital art, but I never thought it could be converted into a musical instrument. - Red Remover is a deceptively simple puzzle game where you have to eliminate all the red blocks while leaving the green. Good luck on the bonus levels. - "Where the Wild Things Are" is coming to theaters soon, but in 1983, Disney held the rights to the tale and did some test animation using a combination of hand-drawn and CGI. - The following link is from SomethingAwful (so there's a big ol' language and workplace surfing warning), and it's an educational piece on the original Tomb of Horrors. No saving throw, indeed. - Most things about C'thulhu are "wrong." This is no exception. - Another flash puzzler, Demolition City, where you're strategically placing charges to bring down a building's structure. Bonus "looney tunes" points to this game for using drums and cymbals for sound effects. - And now one of many YouTube videos featuring "Inappropriate Soundtracks": Return of the King.
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For the umpteenth year in a row, my plans to do a leisurely drive north and stop in at various spots along the way has been foiled by time constraints.
Some day, Stonewall Jackson Shrine and Historic Scotchtown, I will see what you are all about. Some day.... |
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Spoken whilst trying to explain to Houseboy Ian the utter Terminator-like implacability of Mariano Rivera at the end of a ballgame:
"Trying to take a lead away from him is like trying to take cheese away from Melinda"
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The AC is fixed, finally. I had to go Thursday and Friday until 6:00 PM or so without AC. (And Friday was spent IN the Hot House waiting for the repair guy who was supposed to get there before 11 AM.) And then they had to come back again today to replace an expensive thingamajigger. Sigh.
Parenting: We took Jack to Space Center Houston. My highlight was to once again touch a moonrock. There's something so mind-blowing about touching something from another world. Jack remains skeptical that it was actually a piece of the moon. It looked like a shiny piece of metal to him. Ages and ages ago, I ran an over-the-top old World of Darkness crossover PBEM where the McGuffin was that moon rock. A bunch of Black Spirals busted through Void Engineer Security and stole the rock and were going to use it to do something horrible in the umbra with it. I recall they referred to it as "The Unmaker Stone" and that their plan was pretty darn apocalyptic, but the details escape me.
Watching: True Blood. I like it a lot - not just because of the vampires but because Bon Temps brings me back to when I lived in Louisiana. Oh, not in a little one roadhouse town like Bon Temps, thank goodness. But it still brings me back.
Reading: Still working through some Star Wars novels as brain candy.
Playing: Lots of Wii games. Jack got Ben 10: Protector of Earth for his birthday, so I've played that a bunch with him. I'm also working through Lego Star Wars, which is all kinds of silly fun. Tonight is D&D in our Tuesday rotation, and next week we're experimenting with a split format. The two games we're kicking off with are Shadowrun 4E and a Gamma World homebrew.
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Although Michael Mann’s Public Enemies raked in an acceptable box office haul and scored a fresh Tomatometer rating, the film—which I quite liked—has been the subject of much concern trolling in movie blog land. Allegedly it’s too arty, too redolent of the filmmaker’s personal vision, to justify its budget in an era of tentpoles and CGI giant robots. I’m still puzzling that out: the Public Enemies I saw follows the conventional arc of an outlaws on the run flick. Mann’s adoring HD camera lovingly serves up the movie star charisma.
( Mild spoilers... )
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http://dreamcafe.com/words/2009/07/14/texas-wisdom-3/ http://dreamcafe.com/words/?p=524 One day Annie Sue Perkins came to visit Billy-Bob Gautama and said, “Goat, if I freely explore my sensual needs and desires, am I in danger of harming my spiritual growth?” Billy-Bob said, “Get in the truck, bitch.” This is how Annie Sue Perkins achieved enlightenment.
Copyright 2008 The Dream Cafe.
Texas Wisdom #3
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Last year, when the time came to make a Hunter: The Vigil character (before the game was released, as a kind of a promo thing), I put in a bit of personal philosophy. Agree, disagree (reread), I tied it into Hunter. I'm gonna do the same thing tonight, with Geist: The Sin-Eaters.
Check it out: We (Heather, Teagan, Cael, me) went to the Toledo Zoo today. I grew up in Toledo, and we haven't been to the zoo since Teagan was about a year old, so it was nice to get back. And the zoo has become awesome in the interim; they've added new kids' exhibits (that's "exhibits for kids," not "exhibits featuring kids," which would be unsettling). Some things, of course, remain the same.
 The kids on the brass lioness
 I GET TO FIGHT THE LION!
 Teagan with an octopus on her head
 Teagan and Cael as bees
 The family being menaced by a polar bear
Note, in that last picture, that I was wearing my "FREE HUGS" shirt. If you don't know what the heck that refers to, go here and watch the video, and then go here and check out Juan Mann's story.
During the day, I got stopped about half a dozen times for hugs. Mostly it was people saying, "Nice shirt!" and me saying, "Thank you. Like a hug?" Every single response was something like, "Hell, yes" or "Absolutely."
Look, I'm a humanist. I love people. And I think that when we invite people to share our lives, we run a terrible, terrible risk of being hurt, violated and used. And I believe that it's worth that risk. Today I got to embrace a few people whose names I'll never know. And I got to explain to my daughter that, yes, anyone could walk up and get a hug from Daddy. She loved that.
Today was a good day, for that and a lot of other reasons. I got to spend it with my family, and with some friends that I don't see often enough. But today was one day out of approximately 28,380, and that's all we get. Doubly important, then, then my wife and children know how important it was to me (they do, don't worry).
Consider, though, the World of Darkness, and a brutal reminder that we are finite. The human soul might be eternal (but then, it's edible, so maybe not), but the Bound will tell you that it's cold comfort when Mr. Reaper actually does come knocking. We shuffle off this mortal coil afraid and alone, either into the Great Unknown or a bleak existence as a restless shade.
Another option exists, though. For some.
The Game: Geist: The Sin-Eaters The publisher: White Wolf Degree of familiarity: As much as anyone could, at this point. I helped write and playtest the game. Books Required: Geist: The Sin-Eaters (of which I have a handy pdf) and the World of Darkness Rulebook.
( If you're still with me, awesome. )
Last character for a few days. I'm in Niagra Falls until Thursday. I'll be on the lookout for talking wax lions.
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Whose Manga Math series has been officially Amazoned.
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The annual pilgrimage north this year is going to be trimmed on both ends due to work concerns. That being said, I'll be heading up the I-95 corridor on Wednesday en route to Newport for the Northeast Writers Conference. I'm definitely stopping in Cranbury, New Jersey to see my grandmother. I'm hoping to make other stops in Jersey, CT, Philly and DC as time permits. |
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What this guy said.
Bravo on this magnificent refutation of the "we never went to the moon!" nonsense.
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